IT WAS ANNOUNCED today that we can expect a new autobiography from Alex Ferguson after the summer. It should be worth the wait.
Here’s what we want addressed by the now-retired Manchester United manager and his ghost writer, Paul Hawyard.
13. That whole Rock of Gibraltar business… any regrets?
Alex Ferguson leads his horse Rock of Gibraltar with jockey Johnny Murtagh (left) to the winners enclosure after The Sagitta 2,000 Guineas Stakes at Newmarket Races in 2002.
12. What’s with the hairdryer. What’s he got against GHDs?
11. Why was he so bad a signing goalkeepers for so long?
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10. How come he never learned how to celebrate properly?
He’s had enough practice.
9. What’s going on inside Rooney’s head?
8. Any regrets about shafting Keano?
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Just asking, don’t ban us.
7. Where did he get that black zippy thing he always wore under his coat during winter? Looks cosy.
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6. How sweet did he have to catch that boot to smash it right on Becks’ eyebrow?
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Or did you get the Neville’s to hold him down while he shoe-ed him in the face?
5. When did he stop tracing Ryan Giggs’ every movement around Manchester?
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And do you blame/credit yourself for that whole Imogen Thomas scandal that rocked Wales?
4. How he got persuaded to buy Bebe?
Seriously dude? Bebe?
3. Why he was so stubborn in refusing to bring in a midfielder in recent years. Did he enjoy the challenge?
Or just love Scholesy?
2. His favourite flavour of chewing gum
1. Do you fancy managing Ireland?
What have we forgotten?
