NIKE’S MOST ADVANCED football ever — aren’t the always? — was today unveiled as the official ball for the 2015/16 Premier League season.
It has divided opinion in the office with some describing it as ‘a shite architect’s design for a futuristic greenhouse’ and others praising the complexity of its geometric shapes.
Someone else just banged their head off the keyboard and mumbled something about footballs being white or orange if it’s snowing.
The makers say the Nike Ordem 3 will deliver accurate flight, consistent touch and maximum visibility so even Mario Balotelli should be able to score with it.
Okay, we may have made up the last bit but we do want to know if you like Nike’s latest offering.
Poll Results:
No, I'd rather block a piledriver with my face (1232)
I have no strong opinion either way (1023)
Yes, I'm going straight out to buy one (836)
