SNAPCHAT, THE INSTANT self-destructing messenger turns three years old today, and Irish people are still as obsessed as they day they downloaded it.
Here are nine people definitely on your friends list.
1. The obsessive
They haven’t moved since 2012 without Snapchatting it to everyone on their contacts list.
2. The mute
You Snapchat them constantly and they view them all, but never reply. A lesser person would call them a creeper, but you just keep sending those selfies.
3. The storyteller
All those notifications. No. Stop.
They’re never even GOOD.
4. The selfie happy
They use Snapchat for no other purpose than to distribute selfie after selfie to the widest possible audience.
5. The most interesting person in the world
What’s their deal? This person is so interesting and exciting that you actually look forward to their notifications. In fact, where do you sign the petition to get them their own TV show?
6. The randomer
How exactly do you know this person? Well, they added you and you didn’t say no. You’re kinda invested in their lives now though so can’t delete them.
7. The screenshot enthusiast
They’re constantly waiting there with their finger on the screenshot button, ready to pounce.
8. The yapper
These types have complete conversations with snaps and just take things to the absolute limits of social convention. JUST TEXT.
9. The gas ticket
The best kind of friend to have.
