You win a match allowing you to pick any entry number you want, what do you choose?
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Number 1 - I want to personally eliminate the other 29 competitors.
I don't care what number I get, I'm just happy to take part.
Late 20's - I want to be in the mix late on.
Number 30 - I want everyone gone by the time I get in.
What's your strategy heading in?
Keep your friends close... and your enemies closer.
Strategically team up with a few allies.
Survival of the fittest.
Bull in a china shop.
The biggest wrestler in the WWE enters the Rumble, what's your plan?
You lay low, milking an injury until he his dealt with by someone else.
You take him on by yourself, you want all the glory!
You band together with every other competitor to hoist the behemoth over the top rope.
You try to form an uneasy alliance with him.
If the opportunity presents itself, what will be your weapon of choice?
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You get eliminated but the ref's back was turned, what do you do?
Sprint back in wielding a kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire... and it's on fire.
You shrug your shoulders and walk up the ramp, you've had a good run.
Sneak back in as if nothing happened, then dump out the person who eliminated you.
You join JR and The King on commentary duty for the rest of the night.
Your tag-team partner and best friend enters the Rumble, what's your play?
You flip over the top rope immediately, nothing is worth fighting your friend.
You attempt to team up and get rid of the strongest opponents.
You pretend to be his ally... before sneakily eliminating him.
You decide to avoid each other until it's absolutely necessary.
It's finally your time to come in, how do you make your entrance?
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You come out from under the ring to surprise everyone.
You enter from the crowd because you are a man of the people.
You sprint down the ramp because you mean business.
You descend from the ceiling, Shaun Michaels-style.
What kind of theme music do you go with for your big arrival?
Something upbeat and sexy like HBK's.
You don't care as long as there's plenty of pyrotechnics.
No matter what plays, I want lots of druids.
You want people to know you're the main man, so you borrow The Game's.
What is your in-ring attire?
An old school wrestling singlet.
You are one-strapping like Andre The Giant.
A tight pair of tights like the Hulkster used to wear.
PA
You are partial to a pair of jean shorts.
But most importantly, are you a goody or a baddy?
I'm adored by the masses.
Even my own family hate me.
PA
You scored out of !
Royal Rumble winner
You kick ass, take names and when all is said and done, you're going to Wresltemania!
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You scored out of !
Final four
You get rid of ten opponents but after a titanic top-rope struggle you are knocked out at the death.
You scored out of !
Knocked out halfway through
You eliminate a host of fighters but a gang band together and toss you out.
You scored out of !
Eliminated immediately
You try to fight the honest fight but ultimately you are dispatched with ease, just like poor Tajiri here.
First published, this time last year.
