SIMON ZEBO IS just one of those people. If you are playing rugby, he will score a hat-trick. If you are playing tennis, he will blast an ace. If you are playing gaelic football, he will slice the ball over the bar with the outside of his boot.
And if you are playing football, he will bust out the tricks even as rugby balls are rained down upon him.
Hopefully he is crap at either pool or mini-golf, just so the rest of us have a chance.
