THE JANUARY TRANSFER window is wide open, and who better to guide us through the latest wheelin’ and dealin’s than ‘Arry himself.
Just don’t use the words wheelin’ or dealin’, alright?
Sano-gone: 21-year old Arsenal striker Yaya Sanogo has joined Crystal Palace on loan for the rest of the season. Alan Pardew will hope he can improve on the zero league goals he managed for the Gunners.
No Skrt-ing around: Liverpool are hoping to end any rumours of Martin Skrtel leaving the club by signing the defender to a new deal despite the 30-year old having 18 months left on his current deal.
Bit O’News: Sligo Rovers have signed former Chelsea striker Morten Neilsen. The 24-year old will join from German club FC Rot-Weiss Erfurt subject to international clearance.
Taking a Delphie: Liverpool have told Lucas Leiva he can join former Reds boss Rafa Benitez at Napoli if they land Fabian Delph this month. Benitez is said to have wanted the Brazilian in Italy for some time.
Any Laporte in a storm: Manchester United are reportedly set to sign Athletic Bilbao defender Aymeric Laporte ahead of Arsenal and Chelsea amid reports the club has offered up to £25m for the player.
Red alert: United are also said to be monitoring the availability of Thomas Müller after being alerted to the news the German was offered to Real Madrid for the princely sum of £45 million.
Sometimes I need a Ravelation: West Ham have told Ravel Morrison he can join Lazio with the London club not even seeking a fee for the problematic 21-year old.
No Dzeko: They may have surprised everyone when they picked up former Barcelona wunderkind Bojan during the Summer, but it’s very unlikely that Manchester City’s Edin Dzeko will join him this January despite interest from Mark Hughes.
