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Dublin: 3°C Tuesday 13 April 2021

Chris Kamara somehow mangled 'goal-line technology' into 'techline lentology'

The what now?!

IT’S BEEN A while since we’ve had a Kammy classic so this one was long overdue.

The heartbeat of Soccer Saturday was at Upton Park this afternoon as West Ham beat Chelsea 2-1 and piled even more pressure on Jose Mourinho.

After Mauro Zarate gave the Hammers the lead, Kurt Zouma nearly headed an equaliser only to be denied by Manuel Lanzini on the line.

The goal-line technology showed that there was only a hair’s breadth in it, with Lanzini getting there just in the nick of time.

Kammy was so excited by the whole thing that he somehow managed to mangle the words ’goal-line technology’ into ‘techline lentology.’

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