IF YOU DARED to report that Dani Alves is on his way to PSG, then you are a farm animal. Or at least, that is what the Brazilian defender thinks.
There were a few reports swirling around recently that Alves had agreed to join the Parisians at the end of the season, but the Barcelona man was having none of it.
“Do you really believe what they say? I’m a bit tired of listening to sheep making up s**t,” he posted to his official Instagram account.
“I love this club for everything I have experienced and for what I still have ahead of me here but, if one day I have to leave, I will have the same balls that have got me where I am today to say it myself. I don’t need any sheep to speak for me.”
If you don’t think Alves grabbed his genitals while making that defiant anti-come-and-get-me-plea then you are very much mistaken.
Hopefully us media types are the first sheep at least, rather than the second.
