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#Eat my goal

# eat-my-goal - Monday 5 December, 2016

Is it too late to consider this spectacular volley for the Puskas Award?
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Is it too late to consider this spectacular volley for the Puskas Award?

Dec 5th 2016, 11:16 AM 9,993 Views 3 Comments

Alejandro Camargo scored a screamer at the weekend.

# eat-my-goal - Friday 10 June, 2016

Payet's super strike gives France victory in their Euro 2016 opener
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# Eat My Goal

Payet's super strike gives France victory in their Euro 2016 opener

Jun 10th 2016, 10:01 PM 10,826 Views 33 Comments

However, the hosts looked anything but favourites in a below-par performance.

# eat-my-goal - Friday 27 May, 2016

Pick it out: What was the best Champions League goal this season?
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Pick it out: What was the best Champions League goal this season?

May 27th 2016, 4:59 PM 4,076 Views 1 Comment

Rolando, Suarez and Messi and all feature but what was your favourite?

# eat-my-goal - Friday 4 March, 2016

Pick it out: What was the best Champions League goal last week?
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Pick it out: What was the best Champions League goal last week?

Mar 4th 2016, 5:13 PM 4,830 Views 0 Comments

From Messi to Cristiano, these were the best strikes of the matchday.

# eat-my-goal - Friday 16 October, 2015

40-year old Paul Scholes still has a foot like a traction engine
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40-year old Paul Scholes still has a foot like a traction engine

Oct 16th 2015, 9:31 AM 9,854 Views 7 Comments

You never lose it.

# eat-my-goal - Sunday 16 August, 2015

Forget Harry... Marcus Kane may have scored the best goal of 2015
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# Eat My Goal

Forget Harry... Marcus Kane may have scored the best goal of 2015

Aug 16th 2015, 8:23 PM 10,905 Views 5 Comments

What a way to earn a 1-1 draw.

# eat-my-goal - Tuesday 30 June, 2015

Red hot Chile striker sends hosts into Copa America final with this stunning strike
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# Eat My Goal

Red hot Chile striker sends hosts into Copa America final with this stunning strike

Jun 30th 2015, 8:00 AM 8,668 Views 2 Comments

10-man Peru just couldn’t cope with Eduardo Vargas last night.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 16 May, 2015

Robbie Fowler's quickest Premier League hat-trick record has been smashed
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# Eat My Goal

Robbie Fowler's quickest Premier League hat-trick record has been smashed

May 16th 2015, 1:10 PM 10,180 Views 8 Comments

Southampton’s Sadio Mane took just 2 minutes 56 seconds to bang three in this afternoon.

# eat-my-goal - Monday 11 May, 2015

This Cork teenager is better at long-range free-kicks than you (unless you're Cristiano Ronaldo)
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# Eat My Goal

This Cork teenager is better at long-range free-kicks than you (unless you're Cristiano Ronaldo)

May 11th 2015, 4:47 PM 6,984 Views 7 Comments

In that case, we apologise.

# eat-my-goal - Monday 4 May, 2015

Firing home a golazo is one way to make up for your terrible first touch
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# Eat My Goal

Firing home a golazo is one way to make up for your terrible first touch

May 4th 2015, 10:07 AM 7,869 Views 2 Comments

Jaume Costa’s second touch was significantly better than his first.

# eat-my-goal - Tuesday 10 March, 2015

England's Eniola Aluko gives Lionel Messi a run for his money with brilliant solo goal
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England's Eniola Aluko gives Lionel Messi a run for his money with brilliant solo goal

Mar 10th 2015, 9:23 PM 6,061 Views 1 Comment

As equalisers go, this wasn’t a bad effort at all.

# eat-my-goal - Monday 23 February, 2015

Supersub scores last-minute winner just five seconds after coming on
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# Golazo!

Supersub scores last-minute winner just five seconds after coming on

Feb 23rd 2015, 1:32 PM 4,292 Views 1 Comment

Edwin Cardona is the toast of Monterrey after his late winner.

# eat-my-goal - Thursday 12 February, 2015

Ever scored with the outside of your boot direct from a corner?
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Ever scored with the outside of your boot direct from a corner?

Feb 12th 2015, 8:07 AM 6,435 Views 4 Comments

Because Carlos Lobaton has.

# eat-my-goal - Friday 6 February, 2015

Brilliant bicycle kick from Brazil could well be our favourite goal of the week
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Brilliant bicycle kick from Brazil could well be our favourite goal of the week

Feb 6th 2015, 3:01 PM 4,218 Views 2 Comments

Pat on the back for Joao Pedro.

# eat-my-goal - Friday 23 January, 2015

Would you take a Panenka to keep your team in a penalty shootout? Younis Mahmoud just did
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Would you take a Panenka to keep your team in a penalty shootout? Younis Mahmoud just did

Jan 23rd 2015, 9:57 AM 6,497 Views 3 Comments

Now this takes some nerves.

# eat-my-goal - Thursday 22 January, 2015

Tim Cahill is back scoring spectacular goals
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Tim Cahill is back scoring spectacular goals

Jan 22nd 2015, 1:22 PM 5,145 Views 1 Comment

The Asia Cup favourites beat China 2-0 this morning.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 4 October, 2014

Shelbourne's Dylan Connolly scored this cracking effort last night
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# Golazo!

Shelbourne's Dylan Connolly scored this cracking effort last night

Oct 4th 2014, 11:38 AM 2,232 Views 4 Comments

However, it wasn’t enough for Shels as they missed out on the First Division title.

# eat-my-goal - Wednesday 1 October, 2014

Who will come second to Colin Healy in August's Goal of the Month competition?
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Who will come second to Colin Healy in August's Goal of the Month competition?

Oct 1st 2014, 10:53 AM 2,816 Views 4 Comments

The Cork midfielder is already leading the voting.

# eat-my-goal - Sunday 11 May, 2014

Woof! Antonio Di Natale's still scoring brilliant goals
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Woof! Antonio Di Natale's still scoring brilliant goals

May 11th 2014, 11:43 AM 4,789 Views 4 Comments

The 36-year old retires at the end of the season.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 10 May, 2014

Eat my goal! Joe Garner editon
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# Golazo!

Eat my goal! Joe Garner editon

May 10th 2014, 7:01 PM 6,180 Views 3 Comments

The Preston striker scored a cracker this evening.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 3 May, 2014

This Zidane-like volley wasn't enough to send Reading to the playoffs
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This Zidane-like volley wasn't enough to send Reading to the playoffs

May 3rd 2014, 2:03 PM 4,757 Views 0 Comments

Garath McCleary’s goal wasn’t enough though.

# eat-my-goal - Sunday 20 April, 2014

VINE: Dimitar Berbatov scores the most nonchalant goal you'll see this weekend
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VINE: Dimitar Berbatov scores the most nonchalant goal you'll see this weekend

Apr 20th 2014, 1:37 PM 15,279 Views 9 Comments

The Bulgarian has given Monaco the lead over Nice.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 29 March, 2014

Is Bébé the man to save David Moyes' Manchester United career?
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Is Bébé the man to save David Moyes' Manchester United career?

Mar 29th 2014, 11:23 AM 10,286 Views 11 Comments

Note, headline contains almost 100% sarcasm.

# eat-my-goal - Sunday 23 March, 2014

Anything Roo can do, Engelaar can do better
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Anything Roo can do, Engelaar can do better

Mar 23rd 2014, 6:05 PM 9,509 Views 5 Comments

Orlando Engelaar scores from inside his own half.

# eat-my-goal - Wednesday 19 March, 2014

Here's Hulk's wonder goal from tonight's game with Dortmund
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Here's Hulk's wonder goal from tonight's game with Dortmund

Mar 19th 2014, 8:20 PM 9,588 Views 4 Comments

What a strike from the Zenit man.

# eat-my-goal - Sunday 27 October, 2013

Thierry Henry is still very, very good at football
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# Woof

Thierry Henry is still very, very good at football

Oct 27th 2013, 10:35 PM 6,651 Views 11 Comments

Pick this out.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 26 October, 2013

Ger O'Brien scored a screamer for St Pats last night
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# Woof

Ger O'Brien scored a screamer for St Pats last night

Oct 26th 2013, 10:29 AM 1,736 Views 2 Comments

Take a bow son.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 19 October, 2013

Arsenal's first goal today was simply breathtaking
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Arsenal's first goal today was simply breathtaking

Oct 19th 2013, 3:42 PM 8,058 Views 14 Comments

Almost perfect football.

# eat-my-goal - Sunday 29 September, 2013

Woof! The best overhead kick you'll see this weekend
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Woof! The best overhead kick you'll see this weekend

Sep 29th 2013, 1:25 PM 2,756 Views 0 Comments

Take a bow Jurijs Žigajevs.

# eat-my-goal - Tuesday 17 September, 2013

Olympiakos' first goal tonight was a little bit special
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Olympiakos' first goal tonight was a little bit special

Sep 17th 2013, 8:53 PM 3,983 Views 4 Comments

Take a bow Vladimir Weiss.

# eat-my-goal - Monday 26 August, 2013

How to beat 3 defenders and a goalkeeper in one easy step
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How to beat 3 defenders and a goalkeeper in one easy step

Aug 26th 2013, 6:17 PM 4,620 Views 3 Comments

We dislocated a hip the last time we tried a Cruyff turn.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 24 August, 2013

David Trezeguet shows that even old men can score great goals*
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David Trezeguet shows that even old men can score great goals*

Aug 24th 2013, 2:16 PM 2,805 Views 7 Comments

*As long as you consider 36 old.

# eat-my-goal - Thursday 22 August, 2013

You just don't see enough free kicks like this
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You just don't see enough free kicks like this

Aug 22nd 2013, 8:12 PM 5,116 Views 7 Comments

Take a bow Reading’s Liam Kelly.

# eat-my-goal - Saturday 13 July, 2013

Is this bizarre back-heel-karate-kick goal a fluke or not?
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Is this bizarre back-heel-karate-kick goal a fluke or not?

Jul 13th 2013, 9:59 AM 4,360 Views 5 Comments

Because we really can’t tell.

# eat-my-goal - Wednesday 22 May, 2013

The best volley from a corner you're going to see this week
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The best volley from a corner you're going to see this week

May 22nd 2013, 6:35 PM 3,622 Views 4 Comments

A goal worthy of the Premier League, never mind the Isle of Man’s Canada Life Premier League.

# eat-my-goal - Tuesday 7 May, 2013

Jonjo Shelvey hopefully shouted 'eat my goal' when he scored against United last night
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# Woof

Jonjo Shelvey hopefully shouted 'eat my goal' when he scored against United last night

May 7th 2013, 11:31 AM 4,227 Views 1 Comment

It may have been an U21 game but still, woof.