HUNGRY? YOU WILL be now.
If, like us, the only thing you love more than puns is lists, you’re in for a gastronomic treat.
The only trouble is you’ll be starving. Who wants pizza?
Peter Stilton
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Phillip Lahm Chops
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Frank Le Bouef Bourguignon
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John Terry’s Chocolate Orange
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Phil Ke-Babb
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Cristiano Ronaldo-nut
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Patrick Bacon Double Cheese Berger
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Eric Can-o-Tuna
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Naan-i Bread
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Gianfranco Gorgan-Zola
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Marc Overmars Bar
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Of course, every team needs a manager:
Mint Crisp Hughton
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And somewhere to call home:
La Bonbonera
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So, who have we missed? Let us know in the comments below.