# morto - Tuesday 12 June, 2018
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Would you ever be able to look your parents in the eye again?
# morto - Sunday 19 November, 2017
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Put them in a museum.
# morto - Monday 24 July, 2017
# morto - Wednesday 12 July, 2017
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
You can’t take us anywhere
# morto - Friday 16 June, 2017
# Gas Feeling
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Friday 2 June, 2017
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Mmhmm. It’ll be fine.
# morto - Thursday 6 April, 2017
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
It’s been described as “gruesomely watchable.”
# morto - Tuesday 7 February, 2017
# Then And Now
From The Daily Edge
# Then And Now
Let’s just say that the 1990s/2000s were an unforgiving time.
# morto - Tuesday 10 January, 2017
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
“I just wanted to say… I completely agree that my speech at the Golden Globes last night was inelegantly expressed.”
# morto - Friday 14 October, 2016
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
“What did she do? I didn’t see it?”
# morto - Thursday 7 July, 2016
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Wednesday 18 May, 2016
# The Drama
From The Daily Edge
# The Drama
“I am done with boys. I want to kill all of them.”
# morto - Tuesday 17 May, 2016
# Scarleh For Yer Ma
From The Daily Edge
# Scarleh For Yer Ma
Swallow me up, world.
# morto - Thursday 14 April, 2016
# Happy Nineteenth
From The Daily Edge
# Happy Nineteenth
Who knew the Queen was so young?
# morto - Sunday 27 March, 2016
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
On live telly, no less.
# morto - Saturday 12 March, 2016
# Dislike
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Wednesday 9 March, 2016
# Feel The Bern
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Friday 4 March, 2016
# Delete Delete
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Thursday 18 February, 2016
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
The whole saga is facepalm-worthy.
# morto - Monday 15 February, 2016
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Two summer’s worth of unknown numbers.
# morto - Monday 21 December, 2015
# Awkward
From TheJournal.ie
# Awkward
So much fail, so little time.
# Awkward
From The Daily Edge
# Awkward
So much fail, so little time.
# morto - Monday 2 November, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
“Have a nice flight!” “You too!”
# morto - Sunday 1 November, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Monday 19 October, 2015
# Caught Rapid
From The Daily Edge
# Caught Rapid
Yes, this is real.
# morto - Friday 16 October, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Ah, breaking up over text.
# morto - Wednesday 23 September, 2015
# Dad Tweets
From The Daily Edge
# morto - Monday 7 September, 2015
# Morto
From TheJournal.ie
# Morto
Someone should have checked.
# morto - Thursday 20 August, 2015
# Morto
# Morto
The midfielder has committed his long-term future to the club.
# morto - Wednesday 19 August, 2015
# Morto
# Morto
It’s difficult not to cringe watching this.
# morto - Sunday 28 June, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Scarlet for you, CNN.
# morto - Tuesday 16 June, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
That’ll teach her.
# morto - Friday 12 June, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
This is *our* language – the world needs to know about it.
# morto - Wednesday 10 June, 2015
# Awks
From The Daily Edge
# Awks
“Enjoy your meal!” “You too! Er, I mean…”
# morto - Saturday 6 June, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
Go home mate, go home.
# morto - Wednesday 13 May, 2015
# Morto
From TheJournal.ie
# Morto
The woman’s son apparently thought he was only buying 10% of its shares.
# morto - Tuesday 12 May, 2015
# morto - Wednesday 29 April, 2015
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto
A lot to learn here.
# morto - Wednesday 22 April, 2015
# Morto
From TheJournal.ie
# Morto
“Your foot’s started jumping, you better get to the next question.”
