If you felt the earth move last night, it was probably Shaq’s fault.

The defending men’s singles champion progressed after a 6-1, 6-4, 7-5 win over Belgium’s David Goffin.

What a man.

Also featuring Rory McIlroy’s thoughts on Django Unchained and Rio Ferdinand’s assessment of England’s ‘golden generation’.

Bubba’s 6 foot 3, remember.

“Are we still on?”

Shaq’s vodka will come in a coconut flavour, coconut fans.

Featuring Fawlty Towers, The Simpsons, and of course, Shaq’s appearance in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

It’s my birthday, I’m your biggest fan and I have a county final on Sunday, can I get a retweet please?

Appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel talk show, Alexander demonstrated her impressive strength by lifting the athlete, who weighs in the vicinity of 23 stone.

Who’d be mad enough to get into the octagon with him?

Photo of Shaq and his girlfriend offers some perspective on the NBA’s big ballers.

He hasn’t gone away you now; the now-retired B-ball legend has a new job – in the media.

It was another week and an other week of sports online. We round up some of the best.

Big Diesel is in the market for a new nickname as he announced his exit from the NBA after a glittering career.

Take five minutes, open a selction box and watch these weird videos from the week of sport.

Kobe totes an Uzi, an 80s action hero returns to the ring and Ronaldo is denied an unbelievable goal against Spain – by a familiar team-mate.