Man City awarded laughable penalty after Sterling loses balance in a yard of space

Even the Shakhtar players were laughing, albeit somewhat ruefully.

'A UFO?' - SpaceX rocket launch puzzles Californians as it streams into space

The launch in the setting sun created a billowing streak that was widely seen throughout the area.

A girl sent her boyfriend to buy makeup and his confused texts are going viral

“This kid is looking at me weird.”

Confused John Travolta from Pulp Fiction is now a hilarious new meme

We are all Confused John Travolta.

16 things about celebrities you will never be able to unsee

Never look at Robert Pattinson the same way ever again.

Cheryl Cole apparently has three legs, according to this mad photo

What. On. Earth.

Puzzled baby elephant tries to find human friend's trunk

This lack of facial appendage is most confusing.

'Dogs confused by magic trick' is the funniest thing you'll see today

Almost unbearably adorable.

Can anyone explain what's going on in this Japanese chewing gum ad?

Anyone? Bueller?

VIDEO: The luckiest 70-yard wonder goal you'll ever see

This is some fluke.

Have you seen the bizarre biscuit ad everyone's talking about?

If you like a lot of puppy on your biscuit…

This little girl met her father's identical twin and her reaction was priceless

Her little eyes!

Today FM’s Matt Cooper is in North Korea with Dennis Rodman

The journalist and broadcaster is writing a book about the Paddy Power-funded basketball game involving former NBA stars that will take place in Pyongyang on Wednesday.

You can now buy a potty with a built-in iPad for your toddler

It’s what the world never wanted, but always needed.

Watch David Blaine freak the hell out of Ricky Gervais with crazy magic trick

It is hard to get your head around, alright.

15 people whose real ages will make you feel old

Hey you there! Granddad!

VIDEO: Giant crocodile head washes up on beach

It’s thought the huge animal may have been killed by an (even bigger?) shark.

So apparently making a bagel shape in your forehead is a 'thing' now

If you’re squeamish, and don’t like people getting saline injections to their forehead, better not click here.

Taiwanese animators let you watch Dick Cheney's heart transplant

…except the Taiwanese version also involves a Frankenstein’s Monster, a zombie rabbit, and Darth Vader. Riiiight.

Homeless people used as internet hotspots at tech conference

Homeless people at the SXSW festival in Texas wear t-shirts that say “I am a 4G hotspot”, and carry devices which allow conference attendees to get online.

Bizarre publicity photo of the day

What’s going on here?

Man adopts his own girlfriend in US legal battle

A judge said the “surreal” move takes an ongoing court case “into a legal twilight zone”.

American man kills wife, stepdaughter and neighbours... over eggs

Kanye totally goes off on one on Twitter

West apologises to Taylor Swift again for that awards interruption – and compares himself to Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy.

Snap-happy pile-up driver told: delete the photos

Darth Vader robs a New York bank

Sadly, his getaway wasn’t an Imperial March.