Monday 28 September 2020
Even the Shakhtar players were laughing, albeit somewhat ruefully.
The launch in the setting sun created a billowing streak that was widely seen throughout the area.
“This kid is looking at me weird.”
We are all Confused John Travolta.
What happens when an interview gets ever so slightly AWKWARD?
Never look at Robert Pattinson the same way ever again.
What. On. Earth.
This lack of facial appendage is most confusing.
Almost unbearably adorable.
Anyone? Bueller?
This is some fluke.
If you like a lot of puppy on your biscuit…
The journalist and broadcaster is writing a book about the Paddy Power-funded basketball game involving former NBA stars that will take place in Pyongyang on Wednesday.
It’s what the world never wanted, but always needed.
It is hard to get your head around, alright.
There are no words.
Hey you there! Granddad!
It’s thought the huge animal may have been killed by an (even bigger?) shark.
If you’re squeamish, and don’t like people getting saline injections to their forehead, better not click here.
We don’t know how it was done, but either way, the owner of this bike in Dublin city centre will be walking home tonight…
…except the Taiwanese version also involves a Frankenstein’s Monster, a zombie rabbit, and Darth Vader. Riiiight.
Homeless people at the SXSW festival in Texas wear t-shirts that say “I am a 4G hotspot”, and carry devices which allow conference attendees to get online.
What’s going on here?
A judge said the “surreal” move takes an ongoing court case “into a legal twilight zone”.
FROM THE LAND of “What the…” comes this unfortunate gem: a Kentucky man killed his wife, stepdaughter, three of his neighbours and himself after growing uncontrollably frustrated at how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs. Stanley Neace was understood to have become increasingly hostile to neighbours in recent months.
West apologises to Taylor Swift again for that awards interruption – and compares himself to Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy.
A BRITISH MOTORIST was given an on-the-spot fine this morning for getting out of his car – after it had been involved in a four-car pile up on the M60, which closed two lanes of the motorway and caused a 16-mile tailback - to take photos of the crash on his mobile phone.
BANK CLERKS in upstate New York had a strange brush with science fiction yesterday when a man robbed their bank… dressed as Darth Vader.
It’s not just any old Darth Vader, though – it’s a special loungewear edition of Darth Vader, who was seen wearing camouflage pants underneath a blue cape.
Though police were called to the scene immediately, The Force must have been with the oddball criminal: the 6’2″ Star Wars baddie made away with an undisclosed amount of cash but was last seen fleeing the scene through a nearby car park.
Strange and all as a movie-themed robbery is, it’s not even the first odd one in the state this week – on Monday, a man robbed a NYC bank with a bouquet of flowers in one hand.
Elsewhere in the United States, an unemployed woman robbed an McDonald’s outlet in Oklahoma with a girdle wrapped around her head.
51-year-old Sharon Lain admitted she was desperate for money when she made off with the contents of the till in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
Police investigating her recovered the underwear – a pair of figure-hugging ‘Spanx‘ – as well as a significant quantity of illegal drugs.
Other American cops are still on the lookout for a woman who robbed several retail outlets while wearing a Catwoman mask.
