IRELAND HOST USA at the Aviva Stadium tomorrow night and since the majority of the build-up has focused on some non-football related things, you might need some extra pre-match analysis to get you in the mood.
Look no further than USA Soccer Guy, the Twitter parody account who behaves like your stereotypical US soccer fan (or at least how a lot of people think they act).
USA Soccer Guy is a spiritual cousin to the Boston Goals guys from Soccer AM.
Here are ten reasons that USA Soccer Guys’s in-game analysis is a must-follow.
He condemns diving
His description of this goal
His personal name for the Golden Boot award
His Jonathan Pearce-like reaction to the use of goal-line technology
He makes a distinction between football and soccer
His naivety about fans’ ‘foam fingers’
He doesn’t bother with cliched terms like ‘teams’
The way he writes Iniesta
The great synonym for ‘the board’ ever thought of
He doesn’t get deterred by mistakes
Are you a fan of USA Soccer Guy?