As Rory McIlroy…
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We’ve had to keep his elbows in check for his big screen debut, it’s marvellous Marouane Fellaini. Or it could be vice versa.
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As Jim McGuinness…
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‘Jon Hamm, you must be delighted at being cast in such a pivotal role. Your initial reaction?’
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As Manuela Spinelli…
Only Mario Balotelli came close to rivaling her as the star of Euro 2012. Be still our collective beating heart, Penelope Cruz.
As Lionel Messi…
We needed someone tough, mean and talented. And when this young man, Robert DeNiro, came into our studio, we all agreed that we had found our Leo.
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As Eli Manning…
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We took our talent search to Easter Island and narrowed it down to two choices .
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As Ian Poulter…
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Only Christopher Walken could ever be that intense.
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As Robin van Persie…
Pablo Schreiber has that vertical hair thing going on, he could play the ship-deserting Dutchman.
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As Bubba Watson…
Yeah, it’s definitely all about the hair. Let’s get that nice run-of-the-mill comic Demetri Martin.
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As Luis Suarez…
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As Alex Ferguson…
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You need a Scotsman who can display incredible powers of power and manipulation (especially over referees) so Ian McDiarmid it is. #Typecast.
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As Katie Taylor…
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Last year we went with Hilary Swank, but the narrative has changed into the feelgood movie of the summer, so Sandy Bullock it is.
As Mario Balotelli…
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At this stage, he’s little more than a calamity-prone caricature who plays football now and then. Mr Blobby, it is then.
Why always him?
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