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8 things just as likely to happen as Longford beating Dublin

Is Katie Price really more likely to win a Nobel Prize than Longford are to beat Dublin?

LONGFORD ENTER THEIR Leinster quarter-final on Sunday afternoon as slight underdogs to beat Dublin. According to the odds, they may as well not show up as they haven’t got a hope in hell of stopping the sky blue machine.

Dublin are 1/200 for the win; at that price you can put €240 on the Dubs and if/when they win, you’ll have the price of four Freddo bars back as your profit.

Here’s a list of things that are just as likely to happen as Dublin losing according to the bookies:

Danny Dyer to be the next James Bond @ 200/1

Source: PA Archive/Press Association Images

Vincent Browne to be the next Late Late Show host @ 100/1


Celtic to name Pep Guardiola as their next manager @ 200/1

Source: Matthias Schrader

The next pope to be named Damian @ 150/1

Source: AP/Press Association Images

Damien Duff to join Waterford United @ 150/1

Source: James Crombie/INPHO

Katie Price to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature @ 100/1

Celebrity Big Brother Final 2015 - Hertfordshire Source: Doug Peters

Luis Suarez to be sent off in the Champions League final for biting Giorgio Chiellini @ 200/1

Source: AP/Press Association Images

Munster to beat Glasgow in the Pro12 final by 100 points or more @ 125/1

Source: Ryan Byrne/INPHO

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