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Dolphins, expecting a real tiger and Farmer tans v iPhones: It's the week in comments

You’ve all earned your long weekend off.

Anthony Quaid knows there is only one reliable way of telling the weather in the south of France.

“Don’t listen to your iPhone.  I can assure you it was beautiful yesterday.  Felt like 23° and I’ve got the farmers tan to prove it”

If Fionn Bohane ever had an offer he couldn’t refuse from Gav, Charlotte, James or Holly, he’s ready to do the impossible:

“I’d rather have connections to the Mafia than anyone involved with Geordie shore.”

Frank Jolley will be the man slow clapping SirAlex.

“No to Pogba and yes to Moyes. Well done Fergie.  Well done”

Edmund Dante has become jaded by the continued hysteria surrounding the labelling of MDMA (That’s the footballer, not the drug. Clear?).

“Pretty obvious to most sports fans who they mean by MDMA, if they said Tiger would you expect Tiger Woods or a real tiger ??”

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Stephen Walsh knows a gifted bearded gentleman footballer when he sees one.

“A tin opener on the end of each foot… Quite a dish as well….”

Ciaran Madden will host the Coronation of James ‘Superman’ Coughlan.

“The uncapped king of Ireland”

Jim could only see one winner, once Cathal Pendred got the upper hand.

“He’s chocking that Dolphin out… Tap out dolphin, tap out.”