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Why would Pirlo risk messing that beautiful hair? It's Comments of the Week

Jason Lee, Michael Collins and Hans Moleman all feature too.

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NEW YORK CITY’S Andrea Pirlo didn’t exactly exert himself while marking the post in an MLS game last week, but Beano wouldn’t hold it against him.

When your hair looks that good, why risk upsetting it by trying to head a ball?”

Munster have brought in Argentina’s Lucas Gonzalez Amorosino on a short-term deal, but Rugby Champions Cup would have preferred to see a man with a familiar name join.

The most shameful part of this is Scarlets have just signed a medical joker from New Zealand in the same position called MICHAEL COLLINS and Munster didn’t sign him, shameful”

Leicester City boss Claudio Ranieri treated his players to pizza during the week, and Phil O’Meara says it’s unfortunate that Jason ‘He’s got a pineapple on his head’ Lee wasn’t around to contribute.

Pity Jason Lee is retired. He could be the pineapple….”

Regan King and his 18-year-old son Jacob Cowley were both names in the Scarlets squad to face the Newport Gwent Dragons last night and Declan Snow recalls a similar situation.

I once played with my father in junior A game. We were short players and needed another body to stand in at corner forward. He took the standing part of his role very serious that day”

Munster full-back Felix Jones was forced to retire from rugby at the age of 28 this week, and Bill P Danger says what we are all thinking…

Devastating news.”

After Jacques Kruyswijk’s unfortunate accident this week, David Griffin recalls The Simpsons’ classic ‘Football In The Groin’.

Hans Moleman”

Turkey’s president was forced to intervene after a referee wass held captive by a team who were angry with his penalty decision. An Observer expects to see Chelsea’s under-fire boss down the same in the coming weeks.

They’re giving Jose Mourinho ideas. It would make an interesting post-match interview though.”

There’s a group of people plotting a sensational overthrow of their own county board

Drogba continues superb MLS form as Montreal conjure brilliant play-off performance

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