With Giovanni Trapattoni reportedly in talks to take over the Ivory Coast, Paul Harvey remembers the Italian’s love for watching DVDs:
“Hope they’ve got a good Xtravision.”
Jeremy Usbourne is impressed by Cian Healy’s lifting skills in this pic:
“If you can squat Mike Ross you can squat anything!”
John Earls has obviously misread the Winter Olympics event ‘Giant Slalom’:
“He never stood a chance. Looks nothing like a giant salmon.”
The ‘Anthony Nash’ free-taking motion was withdrawn from the GAA Congress agenda. Could this have happened as a result?
Unconfirmed reports a low size male has self combusted with rage around the sixmilebridge area of Clare…more to follow….
Martin Demichelis was the guilty party in Man City’s loss to Barcelona and, as a result, has been the butt of many a joke this week:
“Barcelona are appealing Demichelis sending off ….They want him to play in the second leg.”
Kieran rues the fact that Cork had to settle for a draw with Limerick in the Allianz Hurling League Division 1B opener:
“I’m getting a bit tired if 72nd minute equalising points :-(”
Donncha O’Callaghan’s pearly whites have always impressed Hakuin Murphy:
“How the hell does the guy still have such great teeth? Outstanding.”
No Gooch should mean no championship, according to Eoin Troy:
“The GAA should just cancel the championship. A day of mourning has been declared in Kerry.”
Olympic snowboarder Alexey Sobolev received a heap of naked pictures after writing his phone number on his helmet. And Eoin Flannery wants in:
“Adding him to our whatsapp group. The lads will be delighted! The standard of our nudie pictures have been dropping lately.”
