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No Gooch? Cancel the championship! It’s the week in comments

Sure watch the point if the Kerry forward isn’t around…

Colm Cooper is injured last week.
Colm Cooper is injured last week.
Image: ©INPHO/Donall Farmer

With Giovanni Trapattoni reportedly in talks to take over the Ivory Coast, Paul Harvey remembers the Italian’s love for watching DVDs:

“Hope they’ve got a good Xtravision.”

Jeremy Usbourne is impressed by Cian Healy’s lifting skills in this pic

“If you can squat Mike Ross you can squat anything!”

John Earls has obviously misread the Winter Olympics event ‘Giant Slalom’: 

“He never stood a chance. Looks nothing like a giant salmon.”

The ‘Anthony Nash’ free-taking motion was withdrawn from the GAA Congress agenda. Could this have happened as a result

Unconfirmed reports a low size male has self combusted with rage around the sixmilebridge area of Clare…more to follow….

Martin Demichelis was the guilty party in Man City’s loss to Barcelona and, as a result, has been the butt of many a joke this week

“Barcelona are appealing Demichelis sending off ….They want him to play in the second leg.”

Kieran rues the fact that Cork had to settle for a draw with Limerick in the Allianz Hurling League Division 1B opener: 

“I’m getting a bit tired if 72nd minute equalising points :-(”

Donncha O’Callaghan’s pearly whites have always impressed Hakuin Murphy:

“How the hell does the guy still have such great teeth? Outstanding.”

No Gooch should mean no championship, according to Eoin Troy:

“The GAA should just cancel the championship.  A day of mourning has been declared in Kerry.”

Olympic snowboarder Alexey Sobolev received a heap of naked pictures after writing his phone number on his helmet. And Eoin Flannery wants in: 

“Adding him to our whatsapp group. The lads will be delighted! The standard of our nudie pictures have been dropping lately.”

Drama as ‘Anthony Nash’ free-taking motion withdrawn from GAA Congress agenda

Wayne Rooney confirms that he has signed a new long-term contract at Manchester United

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