We’re all looking forward to the best Saturday in the history of sport (today), but Carlos Bandanas has more important things to worry about.
“Obviously you ain’t got no kids. It will be some of the above sprinkled with bouts of Peppa Pig and Fireman Sam, puking on the couch, rubbing weatabix on the telly and an almighty fight to the death for control of the iPad.”
Martin McHugh this week took over as manager of the Sligo IT footballers, which prompted Michael Coughlan to crack this joke:
“Stop, that Sligo IT team is full of 2 trick ponies!!!..no real class acts!”
Missing an open goal in on the PS4 is one thing, but you’ve got to feel for Philipp Hofmann of Kaiserslautern after his recent sitter.
“Know the feelin. Pressed L1 and shoot earlier on FIFA and did the same thing.”
MacGilleChaluim couldn’t let a story featuring both Richie Towell and Lionel Messi pass without getting this one in:
“A Towell comes in handy when it’s Messi.”
After Nottingham Forest fans wore green jumpers in honour of Brian Clough during the week, TJ Goggins reminds us of that famous quote we hear weekly thanks to Second Captains:
“Brian Clough : I want to win the league but I want to win it better you do understand that don’t you.Don Revie : Yes.Brian Clough : Good lad”
Jonny Coffey has tongue very much in his cheek with his comment on our piece about people who took their All-Ireland final celebrations to the next level
“Met a lovely girl during such celebrations after a final in the 90′s. Twenty years on I’m delighted to say we’re still very much in love. I just hope my wife never finds out.”
New York legend Derek Jeter hit the winning run in his Yankee Stadium farewell on Thursday so Shane Ryan used it as an excuse to reference from 2010 comedy film ‘The Other Guys’.
“Was never the same player after Terry Hoitz shot him in the tunnel.”
This would almost certainly be battering ram Mathieu Bastareaud‘s name if he was a Roman gladiator.
“Maximus B@stardis.”
