Cavani was the victim of a peculiar assault against Chile. AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

Anthony summed up what most people were thinking when Gareth Southgate stated that England could win the World Cup in the next seven years.

Carlsberg don’t do delusions, but if they did…….

John Free Shanti weighed in with this comment about a man who stole €10,000 from his local football club.

It was only resting in his account, Fr Ted will vouch for him!

Someone going by the name of Unknown left this comment following Edison Cavani’s dismissal for Uruguay at the Copa América. The PSG star retaliated to Gonzalo Jara seemingly poking a finger up his bottom.

Well that’s a pain in the arse for Uruguay….

After an Argentinian newspaper reported that Irish players were given €10,000 to go easy on Lionel Messi, Today revealed it may have been the other way around.

Are we sure its not the other way round? The Argie’s were prob warned not to kick Kilbane. Rumours going around too that Messi asked him for photograph and signed jersey.

André Santos was not a firm favourite in the Premier League. EMPICS Sport EMPICS Sport

In an article about the best and worst Brazilian footballers to play in the Premier League, Anne Marie Butler bemoaned the exclusion of André Santos from the ‘worst’ section.

Andrè Santos wasn’t even related to a footballer.

Our second Father Ted reference of the week. David McElroy weighed in with this brilliant comment on retired Parma player Roberto Sensini.

Roberto sensini was some player…sure he didn’t pick it off the ground! Didn’t his father Fr Romeo sensini get 17 caps for the Vatican.

We really liked this one from Andrew McQuillan. He seems peeved at the long and torturous build-up to the Conor McGregor fight in Las Vegas.

Probably have done with the extra few months just to build up the pre-fight hype. I saw the fight announcement on Reeling in the Years the other day.

Schneiderlin on his way to Man United and today’s biggest transfer news

This classy hat-trick helped Peru advance to the semi-finals of the Copa America