IT WAS ALWAYS going to be flashy.
In a cringey Cribs-style production, Cristiano Ronaldo has given fans, and just plain curious folk, a guided tour around his Madrid mansion.
The Real Madrid superstar’s property is worth a swanky €5m and as expected everything sparkles as much as his gleaming pearly whites.
The 30-year-old can’t resist a couple of awkward attempts at humour as he guides viewers through his bedroom, lounge and an incredible back garden complete with swimming pool and football pitch.
“You know, to perform good, to be at a good level, you have to rest good,” says the former Manchester United winger as, just like the recently retired Damien Duff, he explains he spends most of his time in bed. “So I’m always resting.”
From the letters CR embossed on his front door, to the leopard print bed set, Ronaldo is at least consistent is his love for all things flashy.