Snapshot: Dan Carter is having an awesome time on his summer holidays

IT’S HORRIBLE WEATHER outside these days. What we need is some pure escapism in the form of a world class sportsman enjoying his summer holidays.

Yes, it’s summer in New Zealand and Dan Carter has brought in 2014 with a bang (and a onesie).

He kind of reminds us of Betty Draper…

But shooting tourists in his jammies* was not all Dan papped himself doing.

Here he pretending to be a drunk

You’re fooling nobody, DC.

And here he is showing his arse to the world as he jumps in to the cool clear waters of Marlborough Sound

Good for you, Dan. No seriously, we’re not bitter or cold up here at all. You go enjoy yourself, be Dan Carter.

*Dan Carter was almost certainly not shooting tourists in his jammies.