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This impossible piece of football trivia is driving people absolutely insane

Now we’re beginning to think that there’s no legit answer…

AN IMPOSSIBLE PIECE of internet trivia has left football fans stumped — and wondering if there is in fact a legitimate answer.

The “Who Am I?” question began to circulate earlier today, outlining a world-class roster of former team-mates as well as some other CV highlights.


Can anyone get this?!

Name this player?

Played with:

  • Ronaldo (Brazilian)
  • Ibrahimovic
  • Zidane
  • Trezeguet
  • Crouch
  • Roberto Carlos
  • Pirlo
  • Kaka

Managed by:

  • Ancelotti


  • La Liga
  • Serie A
  • Champions League

Even Peter Crouch himself got involved:

At the time of writing, nobody appears to have found a definitive answer of a player who ticks all the boxes, leading many to believe that the answer — if there is one — must require the use of charity games or testimonials (which, we all know, is cheating).

If you’ve been struggling for this for the last few hours, surely you will welcome us sharing the burden with our readers.

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