From Philipp Lahm Chops to Cristiano Ronaldo-nut: Here’s our foody footballers XI

We don’t know about you, but now we’re starving.


If, like us, the only thing you love more than puns is lists, you’re in for a gastronomic treat.

The only trouble is you’ll be starving. Who wants pizza?

Peter Stilton

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Phillip Lahm Chops

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Frank Le Bouef Bourguignon

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John Terry’s Chocolate Orange

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Phil Ke-Babb

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Cristiano Ronaldo-nut

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Patrick Bacon Double Cheese Berger

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Eric Can-o-Tuna

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Naan-i Bread

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Gianfranco Gorgan-Zola

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Marc Overmars Bar

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Of course, every team needs a manager:

Mint Crisp Hughton

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And somewhere to call home:

La Bonbonera

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So, who have we missed? Let us know in the comments below.

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