THERE ARE TWO schools of thought on the sporting hairstyle. Either you keep it trim; both for aerodynamical purposes and to show how serious you are about every aspect of your meticulous preparation.
Or… you could let your long, luxurious locks be a living embodiment of your creativity.
These guys took the second option, and we salute them for it.
Robbie Savage
Never has a man-mane looked so magnificent as it does when worn by a former Birmingham, Blackburn and Derby County clogger.
(AP Photo)
Richard Hibbard
The Welsh hooker was the one who inspired this list. We haven’t seen him up close for a while, you see. So, when he rocked up in Paris wearing this, frankly, Savage-esque mop it really made us think about skipping the barbers and heading straight for the salon.
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Ciaran McDonald
But it’s not just the Welsh who take pride in their follicles. Mayo training is always a great place to spot the hair-schtyles and McDonald’s corn-rows were one of our football highlights of the last 20 years.
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Clay Matthews
You want further west than Mayo? How about Wisconsin? Epic strands.
(AP Photo/Matt Slocum)
Troy Polamalu
(AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar)
Lasith Malinga
Perhaps not as long or smooth as some of our other contenders for best hair, but those frosted tips really make that fast bowl pop.
(AP Photo/Aijaz Rahi)
Carlos Valderrama
No list would be complete.
(AP Photo/Ricardo Mazalan)
Marouane Fellaini
It’s just massive.
(AP Photo)
David Ginola
Pfft, would you look at Joe Hart and his so-called Head and Shoulders ad. We long for a time when you needed at least 10 inches of hair to warrant air-time.
Ginola, now there was a guy who could sell shampoo. Look how lovely his hair is. way better than Temuri Ketsbaia’s.
(AP Photo)
Jason McAteer
Still better than Joe Hart’s effort.
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Jim McGuinness
Any excuse to dig these old photos out again.
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Tom Huddlestone
The Spurs midfielder used to be such a clean-cut kid. Now himself and Benoit Assou-Ekotto (honourable mention) have allowed their spirit soar – through the back of their afro/mullet.
(AP photo)
Adam Jones
Aww, can we keep him?
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Paul Griffen
There’s definitely a sub-set of rugby players who love a barnet. Oh, BOD’s enhanced blonde effort was note-worthy back in the day too… then he was named Lions captain and had to get a sensible short, back and sides.
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Dimitri Szarzewski
Just wow, Dimitri. Wow.
(AP Photo/Natacha Pisarenko)
Sebastien Chabal
Forget the hooker above, forget Ginola. No Frenchman has ever had more hair than this dude.
Chabal: (AP photo)
And he takes us full circle…
Savage dance: (AP photo)
