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There's Mario Balotelli reading Zlatan's book while ironing and listening to Ashanti

Just your average day in Mario’s world.

WHY ALWAYS HIM? Because he’s a freakin’ genius, that’s why.

mario dance Source: Mario Balotelli/Instagram

Our days are so cold without Mario Balotelli being Mario Balotelli, but today we’ve got the sunscreen out and can revel in this magnificent ironing dance he posted in a short clip on Instagram.

He captioned the video with ‘reading books is cool’. It sure is, but the fact that he’s reading the autobiography of the man he replaced at AC Milan (and former teammate at Inter) just makes this a hundred times more perfect.

Wonder if he got to the part where Zlatan calls him “that bastard” (after the Italian declined the opportunity to help the Swede finish as Serie A top scorer) yet?

“Balotelli, that bastard. I was completely open. I had a perfect position.”But Balotelli just kept dribbling and I gave him a look. I was furious.”

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