Nobody was able to cope with the distressing images of Andrea Pirlo crying

EVERYBODY HURTS, EVEN the great Bearded Gent. But on nights like this, we have to be strong for him no matter how much it hurts to see him like this.

It. just. Hurts. S-s-s0 d-d-damn much *sniff*

Those Pirlo tears. I want to die even more than I already did.
— Rob Pizzola (@robpizzola) June 6, 2015

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WE LOVE YOU, ANDREA!

Few things cut me like Andrea Pirlo's Tears. Few have given so much joy, so suavely, to so many #Grazie
— roger bennett (@rogbennett) June 6, 2015

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It’s just not how it’s supposed to be.

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@netw3rk just show him ruefully stubbing out a cigarette.
— Jeremy Repanich (@racefortheprize) June 6, 2015

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Though they though look to be jam-packed with nutrients

Pirlo tears. Somebody get that man to vineyard soil. The ensuing grapes will change the world.
— Will Parchman (@WillParchman) June 6, 2015

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No, stop it’s too much

Seeing Pirlo cry is like seeing your dad cry🙍 #UCLfinal
— Christine Bohan (@ChristineBohan) June 6, 2015

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Isn’t there some sort of broadcasting authority we can write in and complain to?

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Ah, this was all fun and games until they showed Pirlo crying
— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) June 6, 2015

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On the plus side, the man still looks incredible

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Pirlo even cries with finesse, his tears look hella controlled
— 🦍 (@lefte45) June 6, 2015

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Don’t feel too bad for him. He’s still got the whole ‘Being Andrea Pirlo’ thing going for him

Nobody was able to cope with the distressing images of Andrea Pirlo crying

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