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Pro golfer promises to have sex with wife after missing the cut

Kris Blanks sent a highly indiscreet tweet following his premature exit from the John Deere Classic.

ANYONE WHO BELIEVES allowing athletes to use Twitter isn’t a bad idea will surely think again upon viewing Kris Blanks’ account today.

Blanks, who ranks 201 in the world, gave a little too much information, after missing the cut at the John Deere Classic in Silvis, Illinois.

Following his premature exit from the event, the golfer tweeted: “Hey golf gods think of this. I get the last laugh. I get to go hang out with my kids all weekend and get to have sex with my wife so….GFY!”

You can see the tweet in all its unsubtle glory below.

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