ROY MAURICE KEANE turns 42 today and, to celebrate, here at TheScore.ie we’ve put together a list of who Corks finest might expect to receive gifts from on his big day and just what those presents might be.
Eamon Dunphy
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After their much publicised falling out, some bricks from Eamon can help the pair to build a bridge.
Gareth Southgate
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A DVD copy of his Euro ’96 adventures and the penalty that always makes Roy smile.
Mick McCarthy
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The pair have reportedly kissed and made up so it's the obvious gift from Keano's old gaffer.
Lee Dixon
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A set of noise cancelling headphones so the pair don't have to listen to the insufferable Southgate and Chiles combo.
John Delaney
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A few cans from the FAI chief to clear the air between the two before he has to offer him the Ireland gig.
Denis Irwin
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Mr. Dependable comes up with a typically functional present and we're sure Roy could use it to get a discount into The Cross.
Alfe Inge Haaland
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We can't think why though.
What have me missed? Who do you think will be attending Keano's birthday and what will they bring?
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