Birthday Boy

7 gifts Roy Keane can expect for his birthday

Ireland’s greatest ever player turns 42 today.

ROY MAURICE KEANE turns 42 today and, to celebrate, here at we’ve put together a list of who Corks finest might expect to receive gifts from on his big day and just what those presents might be.

Eamon Dunphy

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After their much publicised falling out, some bricks from Eamon can help the pair to build a bridge.

Gareth Southgate

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A DVD copy of his Euro ’96 adventures and the penalty that always makes Roy smile.

Mick McCarthy

Friendship Bracelets

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The pair have reportedly kissed and made up so it's the obvious gift from Keano's old gaffer.

Lee Dixon

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A set of noise cancelling headphones so the pair don't have to listen to the insufferable Southgate and Chiles combo.

John Delaney

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A few cans from the FAI chief to clear the air between the two before he has to offer him the Ireland gig.

Denis Irwin

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Mr. Dependable comes up with a typically functional present and we're sure Roy could use it to get a discount into The Cross.

Alfe Inge Haaland

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We can't think why though.

What have me missed? Who do you think will be attending Keano's birthday and what will they bring?

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