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Which dastardly fictional sporting villain are you?

You’re a dirty rotten cheat, but which one?
8.00pm, 19 Apr 2015
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Pick a place to do your dirty sinful business.
My turf.
Somewhere warm, perfect driving conditions.

The mean streets.
The Twin Cities
Which of these descriptions fits you best?
Smooth talker
Strong (like, I'm really strong) silent type.

Everybody loves me.
I do my talking between the ropes, and I want everyone to know about it.
You can see your opponent is has the potential to beat you. What do you do?
Try harder.
Take out their greatest strength by any means.

Play some mind games to disrupt their team spirit.
Hit them where they (or their grandmother) live.
Fancy a drink?
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Why not. Martini, with lots of olives.
Protein shake. Now.

Sure! Let's have a beer, old buddy.
No.
You've just nailed a crucial component of your route to victory. How do you celebrate?
An elaborate choreographed moved to let everyone know how cool you are.
Punch the air, this is what it's all about.

Fist pump uncontrollably. You think you might just kill someone.
All part of the plan, no need to celebrate.
Your do-gooding rival, are they better funded than you?
They had every opportunity I had.
God no. Do I look poor to you?

No, because they don't belong in this league.
Yes.
What drives you?
Power, always power.
Family.

I just want the kids to experience the joy I never did.
I just want someone else to feel worse than I do.
A family member needs your help. What's your move?
How will this improve my chances of success?
My family are dead to me.

Sure, in a minute. Right after I'm finished this tournament.
I'm already giving them all the help they can handle by vicariously living my dream through them.
Which evil genius really speaks to you?

Choose an epic put-down.
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You're not a has been, you're a never was'

'I'm not a violent person, but I'd hold them down and skate over their throat'
"I don't hate him, I pity the fool."
Answer all the questions to see your result!
Mighty Ducks
You scored out of !
Coach Jack Reilly
You're ice cold, you'd do anything to win and even old friends like Gordon Bombay will be walked over to get what you want.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Fairchild Van Waldenburg
You look like butter wouldn't melt, but really your an incest-loving devil woman.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Clubber Lang
Tough, uncompromising with a mouth that overflows with insults. You predict pain for us all.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Shooter McGavin
You like being at the top of the game and there's nothing you wouldn't do to stop the Happy Gilmores of this world challenging you.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
John Kreese
If there's a leg, you'll sweep it. Daniel San had better watch out.
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