8. This one is like the Sopranos: it holds up to repeat viewings. Joe Canning, you magnificent b*****d.
7. This isn’t bad is it? Earthquakes goalkeeper David Bingham scores from his own box.
6. Dustin Johnson sank a hole-in-one earlier - as Neil told us on the liveblog. It’s not dissimilar to scoring from your own box I suppose.
5. I spent ages looking for the clip from Eurosport last year in which Sean Kelly climbed the Tourmalet on a wooden, one-speed bike and wooly gear. Couldn’t find it though.
Instead, here’s amazing footage of the Carrick-on-Suir man’s last win in a classic.
4. Yossi Benayoun looks in good form judging by this pre-season goal, against Wycombe admittedly.
3. The Roger Clemens trial has begun on stateside. But don’t ask this guy about it, TV producers.
2. AS reported earlier that a golf buggy driven by/carrying Real Madrid stars struck a young student on the UCLA campus. They paper reports that she’s okay thankfully.
1. For those of us who are planning weddings and play professional American football with the Dallas Cowboys, this is how you get married.
Chocolate pig skins, Coldplay and lots of jocks drinking from flutes. Take a bow Tony Romo (and bride).
