Hold on to your knitting everybody… we’ve just seen the tab Tiger Woods has been forced to pick up for his string of indiscretions.
And, guys, it’s really not worth it.
It has been reported this morning that Elin Nordegren received $110 million in her high-profile divorce settlement.
The separation process was long and often bitter, with Tiger’s strong desire to earn access to their two children; three-year-old Sam, and her brother Charlie, who’s just 18-months a sticking point in the legal wrangling.
The libido-quashing figure of $110 million (or €79m if you’re Swedish national Elin) is 11 times more than Woods’ first mistress Rachel Uchitel received from the world’s second golfer.