He's right, Joe: It's the Sporting Tweets of the Week

So much to say about this…

If we weren’t a little dumbfounded by it.

With 134 goals, @landondonovan has burned 500+ defenders. A few live to tell: http://t.co/XTBe5U85E2 #BurnedbyDonovan pic.twitter.com/lsrnsgEs60
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) April 10, 2014

Major League Soccer / Twitter

Bow down…

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Harsh, but fair appraisal

Fox Channel analyst on Man U's need: We're not talking a touch-up with puff of mascara but full frontal and visit to Beverly Hills surgeon.
— David Walsh (@DavidWalshST) April 10, 2014

David Walsh / Twitter

It never happened to Conor McGregor

Beard oil so good it changes your beard AND your nationality. They asked at boarding if i was Iraqi @DrKSoapCompany😄👨 pic.twitter.com/xQfFaWy5Wz
— paul galvin (@pgal10) April 10, 2014

paul galvin / Twitter

Grey clouds, schmey clouds. If Jake says summer’s here then it’s here!

Beautiful day for a dip with @CraigR_10 , Galway putting it on! #summersback!! pic.twitter.com/DaFwjs6nO3
— Jake Heenan (@HeenanJake) April 8, 2014

Jake Heenan / Twitter

Spitting image

Thanks for the snapchat boys @JackWilshere @DanGeorge1886 pic.twitter.com/NqD9qKHwYL
— lewis (@lewishowell_) April 9, 2014

lewis / Twitter

Ah yeah, good one lads

Just ignore Andrew Trimble, Paul O’Connell, Jonathan Sexton, Chris Henry, Conor Murray, Rory Best and Peter O’Mahony. That’s fine.

I'm sad today. But no team has ever won the Six Nations and the Heineken Cup in the same year. It was a huge ask of Leinster.
— Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (@RossOCK) April 7, 2014

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly / Twitter

Joe Jackson’s been practicing this technique with his left foot ever since.

Hey Joe @paddyjackson10 here's an interesting tip sheet I got in a letter in the post today. pic.twitter.com/6bHXCUyCtc
— Brian O'Driscoll (@BrianODriscoll) April 10, 2014

Brian O'Driscoll / Twitter