JUST WATCH IT and weep, skinny boys.
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Apparently, the video is taken somewhere in Pembrokeshire. And that location would tally with the Welsh accents which can be heard swearing in disbelief as their quiet afternoon listening to Rihanna in the rain is enlivened by the footballing genius of the Car Park Cantona.
You never lose it, do you?