SERIES THREE OF the brilliant Netflix drama House of Cards kicks off tomorrow and we couldn’t think of a better way of celebrating than taking a closer look at Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew.
Pards. House of Pards… geddit?
Anyway, here’s the toughest Alan Pardew/US political drama quiz you’re ever likely to take. Actually, it might be the only one.
"Treading water is the same as drowning"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"My vision and my philosophy must be to bring success and I must drive that regardless of what obstacles get in my way"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"For the last three years I don’t know, it’s science against me"
Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"Pay attention to the fine print, it's far more important than the selling price"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"The new medium of Facebooking and Twittering is accelerating the pressure"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"Such a waste of talent. He chose money over power"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"Every time I've spoken to you, you've never spoken back, although given our mutual disdain, I can't blame you for the silent treatment"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"That's not down to location. That's down to education"
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Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
"They either push each other to be the best versions of themselves, or one of them gets booted back"
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Frank Underwood
"I’ve heard little bits of rumours here and there, a bit like the press do, and I try to ignore it"
Alan Pardew
Frank Underwood
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You scored out of !
Claire Underwood
Wow, you know your stuff. From this moment on you are a rock. You absorb nothing, you say nothing, and nothing breaks you.
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You scored out of !
Mike Ashley
Not bad. Guess you heard enough of Pardew's excuses to recognise them when you saw them.
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You scored out of !
Peter Russo
It could have been better. I'm the only person who believes in you Peter, but maybe that's one too many.
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You scored out of !
Gareth Walker
Much like the fictional president. You don't really know Frank at all do you?
