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11 drier than dry tweets that make @BoringKearney a fine Irish sporting parody

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PARODY, THE SWEETEST word one can hope to see on a Twitter bio.

And in the case of Rob and Dave Kearney, the @BoringKearney account takes all the liberties available to it to create a caricature of the Leinster and Ireland bros.

Here are some of the sandpaper dry tweets from the account that’s probably just jealous of the ridiculously good looking Cooley men.

Observational comedy

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Setting the mood

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Behind the scenes insight

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Some late night paper-shuffling when Rob’s not got his marigolds on

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Dressing room banter

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Nothing like a period drama on the Beeb

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Eye for a bargain

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Keeping up with the Jon… erm, Phillipses

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Soon, Mike P and the boys were besties again

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Playing catch-up

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