THERE WAS A sense of the surreal about Brazil’s 7-1 defeat to Germany in the World Cup semi-finals last night, as well as a distinct Schadenfreude for those who had voiced concern over the hosts’ style of play in previous games.
It was a genuine horror show for the Seleção, and the voice of WWE commentator Jim Ross spliced over video footage of the goals somehow fits perfectly.
“Oh my God! He is broken in half! That’s it, he’s dead. Somebody stop the damn match, enough’s enough!”
