9. Dust down the Lederhosen from your trip to Oktoberfest
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8. And don’t forget your hipster glasses
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7. Hire an Oompah band
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6. And book your ticket for the sausage train
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5. Pretend it’s Wednesday and phone in sick Sunday morning
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4. Get your friends to make a fan wall
3. And maybe even invite some of the players to join the party
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2. Don’t forget to pack a spare kit for after the final whistle
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1. Finally, hire the Countdown Clock for both teams’ inevitable injury time wobbles
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