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6 tips we learned from the celebrities at Cheltenham this week

‘And you say those horses are far away?’

1. Don’t forget to charge your phone like Irish Sky Sports News presenter Rachel Wyse.

Because you don’t want to miss all the texts from home saying there’s a new Pope.

2. Use your charged phone to take a nice selfie in front of the winner’s enclosure, (un)like Ireland rugby star, Fergus McFadden

A picture of you and Long Run will be a big hit on Facebook, obviously.

3. Kissing ladies dressed like this is good luck

Just ask Kammy! Also, make sure said ladies don’t nip off be getting a semi-firm grip, like so. Unbelievable, Jeff etc and so on.

4. If you’re going to wear a funny hat… just own it, dude

Pippa Middleton’s the Queen or whatever so she can wear what she wants over there.

5. Don’t forget to turn the Immersion off. Unlucky, O’Leary.

That’s the second wear we’ve got out of that joke this week.

6. Don’t mix your ales, Zoe.

All pics Inpho and Pa

After watching this really cool video, we want to play Tron Hockey too

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