Eliota Fuimaono-Sapulo says he will be “sh****ng on them” for the next two years.

This throw was more crooked than the characters in ‘Charlie’.

Also featuring Gary Lineker on Rafa’s “balls” and Sean O’Brien acknowledging his roots.

Gary Neville calls for a certain newspaper to go out of circulation, Brian O’Driscoll gives his verdict on The Avengers and Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu runs for cover.

The controversial Samoan has had his say on perceived racist criticism of Auckland’s Samoan coach.

With an ostensible penchant for controversy and an obvious intelligence to boot, the Samoan centre is rugby’s answer to Eamon Dunphy.

This week, Rory McIlroy burns off some steam, Eamon Fennell is accused of having “a face for radio,” and Brian O’Driscoll give his thoughts on Rory Best being awarded the Ireland captaincy.

This week, Fergus McFadden shows off his dance moves, Serena Williams reveals here favourite ever album, and one of our readers pressurises Cillian Sheridan to meet his expectations.

Eamon Fennell lives it large in Florida, Wayne Rooney shows off his new boots and Brian O’Driscoll reveals who he regards as the team to beat in the Heineken Cup this season.

An appeals committee has upheld the tough stance being taken against Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu over tweets made at the RWC.

This week, Joey Barton threatens to lead a peasants’ revolution, Rio Ferdinand praises the Irish team and Wayne McCullough encourages people to wear poppies.

From #seanobrienfacts to Marc Lievremont’s penchant for pessimism, we round up the memorable words of wisdom from some of the sport’s most eminent figures… And George Hook.

As the Rugby World Cup bids farewell to over half its nations, we pick our stand-outs from the twelve unfortunate squads that have already departed New Zealand.

The centre’s ban from rugby-related activity will remain in place until his disciplinary hearing reconvenes on the 15th of October.

Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu compared Samoa’s World Cup schedule to the Holocaust and apartheid on Twitter.

Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu expressed outrage at the fact that his side were forced to play Wales only four days after competing against Namibia.