IRELAND’S NEW RUGBY World Cup jersey was launched today — and it looks pretty damn good.
But did you know that it’s “the most innovative and technically advanced rugby jersey ever worn by an Irish rugby team”?
We did, because it says so in the press release.
What does that even mean?!
Here are some of the promised features. Please remember that we’re talking about a jersey which, to quote a member of The42 team, is a “glorified t-shirt.”
reduced fabrication weight, minimising moisture absorption
ie you won’t get sweaty.
Developed through position-specific 3D body-mapping
Don’t look like Tommy Bowe? Don’t worry, you can still wear one.
Adaptive fabrication with dynamic heat management properties
Again with the sweatiness.
360° loop bound neckline with enhanced elasticity and shape retention
We’ve no idea why this would appeal to anyone.
the crest has been 3D injection moulded, developed through rapid prototyping technology
Huh?
In conclusion: it’s a nice jersey and it will cost you around €80.
