LAST NIGHT, LEICESTER City manager Nigel Pearson attacked a reporter for what he felt was unfair criticism of his players.
Bizarrely, Pearson called the unfortunate journalist an ostrich.
But are you an ostrich? That’s what we really want to know.
How tall are you?
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Shorter than 6'10"
Taller than 6'10"
How fast can you run?
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Faster than 50kph
Slower than 50kph
How many stomachs do you have?
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One
Three
How many toes do you have on each foot?
Fewer than three
More than three
When verbally attacked by a Premier League football manager, what is you reaction?
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Stutter a bit before he walks out
Bury your head in the sand
For dinner, what are you most likely to eat?
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Some fruit with a side of lizard
Pizza
Pick an egg
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Are you an ostrich?
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No, of course not
Yes, yes I am
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You scored out of !
Yes, you're an ostrich!
Fair play to you for being able to work a smart phone, tablet and or laptop!
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You scored out of !
No, you're not an ostrich!
We thought as much to be fair.