- The Pup‘s mammy could put some manners on Chelsea striker Diego Costa:
As my mother would say
“He’s a gurrier”
- Following this scientific approach to nutrition, as suggested by Sean Murphy, will make you the envy of all your mates on the beach this summer:
A simple and free diet tip: turn your head to the left. Then to the right. Repeat every time you’re offered food. :)
- Even parts of Sean O’Brien’s own body are afraid of Sean O’Brien, according to Peter Slattery:
O’Brien looked so pissed sitting on the sideline on Saturday, I’d imagine his hamstring healed out of pure fear.
- Some interesting thoughts from Diarmaid O’Fionnachta on the calibre of head that was doing the rounds during the 90s:
Everyone in the 90s had a head like a shovel
- We’re not sure if Aaron had a head like a shovel back in the 90s, but if he did, he probably can’t remember:
I’d have a hard enough time picking myself from a line up of 90′s photos never mind anyone else.
- There was even more bad news on the injury front for West Ham striker Andy Carroll, as brought to us by spud:
Out of Cheltenham aswell
- Denis Gardiner wanted us all to know that he’s not the biggest fan of UFC featherweights Chad Mendes and Ricardo Lamas:
I hope Conor pucks the head off the 2 of them, preferably at the same time. Douchebags!!
- With a gag like that, adrian bane can expect a job offer from Reuters any day now:
Is that not Claudia keane with “other unidentified fan”
- We’re waiting on news of a date and venue after Colm Casey threw down the gauntlet to Sonny Bill Williams following a motivational speech from Joe Schmidt:
I’d fight Sonny Bill Williams if Joe told me to. Punch him straight in the face, to hell with consequences.. What a man
- A conservative estimate of Liam Brady’s current market value from John Dixon:
Liam was a super footballer, how much would he be worth in today’s market ?
Probably gazillions.
- If Peter McGlynn‘s motion was put before GAA Congress, we’d give it our backing… if we weren’t comatose:
Should be a rule that if you don’t stay awake for the whole of the congress your votes are null and void.
- Now that Robert O Farrell has mentioned it, we’ve never actually seen them both in the same room:
Does anyone think that Cuadrado is the bulb off of 90′s Bristol Hip Hop star Tricky??
