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9 ways to live your life just like the RTÉ football panel

Our four favourite life coaches: Dunphy, Giles, Chippy and Bill.

9. Do. Not. Respect. Stationery.

8. Don’t take yourself too seriously

As Eamon Dunphy said recently — ‘It’s only TV, Darragh!’

7. Don’t listen to Hector

INPHO/Cathal Noonan

Chippy’s a Lyric FM man in the morning.

6. Honesty of effort, Bill.

5. Like Bill, don’t commit yourself to an opinion.

Just ask, ‘would it be fair to say’ before saying something remotely controversial.

4. Sing!

Even if… eh… you’re more Ashley Cole than Nat King Cole. It doesn’t really matter does it?

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3. Never be afraid to change your opinion on a player but not admit you once called him a fraud

The Fianna Fáil of soccer punditry at times. See: Ronaldo.

2. Surround yourself with young, bright people

Pic: INPHO/Cathal Noonan

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