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Dublin: 10 °C Tuesday 19 November, 2019

Move over Andy Cole, there's a new terrible rapping footballer in town

RyGuy should say goodbye.

Ryan Guy is a unique talent.
Ryan Guy is a unique talent.

SOME PEOPLE ARE born lucky and possess athletic ability and artistic talent.

Others, not so much.

Step forward Ryan Guy, the Guam international who plys his trade with the San Antonio Scorpions and his new rap video, Never Stop Running.

It opens with the refrain:

“I got my feet on the ground and got my head in the clouds
But I will never look down ’cause up above is where life can be found
Yes Jesus Christ & he alone will be who gets me on my knees at night
Praying hard, scoring goals for the afterlife.”

And only gets worse from there:

Source: San Antonio Scorpions/YouTube

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Source: Adam Doherty/YouTube

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Steve O'Rourke

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