About 90 seconds.
That’s how long it took Ettifaq’s Lee Jung-Ho of the Saudi Arabian professional soccer league to enter a game and get ejected.
Shortly after entering the pitch he delivered a forearm shiver to the ribcage of an Al Raed opponent.
It should come as no surprise that this sets a league record for fastest red card.
It should also come as no surprise that Jung-Ho’s repeated attempts to lift his jersey and show visual evidence that he’d been fouled proved ineffective.