THE JANUARY TRANSFER window is wide open, and who better to guide us through the latest wheelin’ and dealin’s than ‘Arry himself.
Just don’t use the words wheelin’ or dealin’, alright?
Defensive reinforcements: Villarreal’s Brazilian centre-back Gabriel Paulista has confirmed that he is in talks with Arsenal about moving to London.
No Origi ’til summer: Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has said he is unlikely to bring Lille striker Divock Origi to the club before his original summer arrival date.
Cup final hero: West Brom boss Tony Pulis is preparing a bid for Wigan winger Callum McManaman, who starred in the FA Cup final win over Man City in 2013.
Dropping down a division: Apparently Aston Villa midfielder Jack Grealish will be loaned out to a Championship club to get regular game-time.
Young gun: According to The Mirror, Liverpool are in pole position to secure Ipswich’s highly rated midfielder, Teddy Bishop, for £10 million.
Turkish delight: Louis van Gaal is considering a move for Bursapor right-back Ozan Tufan to bolster his defence.
Package deal: Man United might be willing to part with David DeGea and £50 million in order to bring in Gareth Bale.
Ambitious: Liverpool are reportedly considering a £40 million raid for Real Madrid’s French striker Karim Benzema.
Swoop: Jose Mourinho could make a mammoth offer for Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba after the Frenchman’s move to Real Madrid reportedly collapsed.