9. Never be without a hot drink
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8. If you’re bored, do it left-handed
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7. Change your haircut every now and then
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6. Don’t be as intense Peter Ebdon
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5. Drive fast (on Top Gear if you can at all)
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4. Don’t forget where you came from:
But also wear an Ireland jersey now and then.
3. Don’t hang about
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2. If it’s not your day, it’s not your day
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1. Be good at your job
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