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Dust off your CV if your dream job is looking after a Premier League footballer 24/7

Jermain Defoe is looking for a PA.

You could work for Jermain Defoe.
You could work for Jermain Defoe.
Image: Owen Humphreys

JERMAIN DEFOE IS a busy man.

With all the training and playing for Sunderland, he doesn’t have time to answer phone calls, send emails or remember trivial events such as Mother’s Day or Bonfire Night.

So the striker has posted a job listing looking for a “highly experienced Executive Personal Assistant” to help build Jermain Defoe into a global brand.

Yes, Jermain Defoe.

Among the duties expected of the successful candidate:

  • Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean.
  • Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire, Christmas, New years etc.)
  • Growing his online database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms.
  • Create his own clothing line/Fragrance for e-commerce on his website.

If you think this is the job for you, you can view the full listing here.

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Steve O'Rourke

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